She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
