Well douche your snatch and let's go!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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