Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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