please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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