I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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