I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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