Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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