I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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