Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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