well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
we're so committed to being not committed
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