Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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