I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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