Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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