The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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