Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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