happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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