Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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