At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
