Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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