how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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