Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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