people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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