that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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