WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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