if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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