It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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