how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just pee around me
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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