I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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