First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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