She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
