I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce