porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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