How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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