I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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