I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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