I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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