Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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