I'm laying in your front yard are you home
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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