just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
