Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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