I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I can't turn off my feet"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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