There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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