well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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