So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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