You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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