I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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