He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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