Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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