The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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