i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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