we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just blew my weed a kiss
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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