I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I think I won the penis lottery.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize