Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I am naked and annoyed.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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