i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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